Lettuce is stupid and so are you

Recently, I had some wisdom tooth issues. The crowns are erupting very slowly and it is sometimes very agonizing. I thought it couldn't get too much worse but then I got these infections in my mouth. I didn't know what it was and couldn't go to a doctor on a Saturday. There were giant white sores on my tongue, gums and my right tonsil looked like a giant yellow peice of chewed up gum.

I had strep throat in my mouth. I figured this was a perfect opportunity to get some painkillers from the doctor. My goals were to get anti-biotics and some sort of magical pill that would make the pain go away. This was not the case. I was given some anti-biotics, and then told to gargle with mouth wash and take a bunch of tylenol. DOH.

The only thing I can't eat now is lettuce. So screw you, lettuce.