this year should be cool...

if not I WILL KILL MYSELF AND MY BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS ALEX DO YOU HEAR ME
This year ended on a high note, the high note being seeing my alcoholic dad passed out on the couch naked. I wish that wasn't true. I don't think anyone does the who new years resolutions anymore. No one keeps those things anyways. If I was going to make one, it would be "ATTAIN A SUPER POWER!!!" However, this is a bad idea, because it's not that specific and what if I am given a shitty power, like the ability to get beaten up by packs of rabid 4 year olds.

No I would have to be more specific. I don't really want a power thats particularly useful or one thats been done before. What if I could turn water into wine, just like Jesus? What if the water is not filtered or if its dirty toilet water? LE PUKE. No. Maybe having a power is bad news. What if you fuck up and turn the oceans into booze? Actually that sounds pretty cool.